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Sex Sent Her to the ER

ambulance-2A 440lb New York virgin accidentally sent his 110lb girlfriend flying through a sheet-rock wall head first when she attempted to have sex with him. After dating for some time the frustrated girlfriend decided to make the first move by stripping down to her panties and bra but when her chunky boyfriend got  going  his thrusting went that little too far and kaboom. The poor guy thought he had killed her, but, to his shock and surprise, when she pulled her head out from the wall she said “Why’d you stop?”.  This is just one of the stories featured on “Sex Sent me to the ER.”

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Like A Virgin

Hello, is this the sex line?

French postal worker Phillippe Cousin has been sentenced to 18 years prison for decapitating his wife Nicole. The Problem it seems was they were married for 21 years but his wife was still a virgin. She refused point blankly to have sex with him because she feared passing on multiple sclerosis to her children (if she had any) because her father suffered from it. Mr Cousin for his part stayed loyal but downright frustrated. Lawyers believe his actions were a direct result of a “midlife crisis”. During a fight with his wife, she threatened to leave him so he grabbed a kitchen knife and hacked off her head.

Psst Note his sentence was less than his marriage.

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Born Again Virgin

Woman has her hymen rebuilt 6 timesGeez, I thought born again virgins were just a myth. Hmm not in Russia. Oh dear it seems women can have a hymenoplasty operation if they choose, which essential is a rebuilding of the hymen (stop rolling your eyes Ann!). One Russian woman known as Natalia K has had the procedure performed 6 times, which was probably one too many considering she is now in intensive care with an infection! The wanna be born-again virgin decided to have the procedure after her husband confessed he was a little upset she wasn’t a virgin when they married. So Natalia toddled off to a plastic surgeon for revirgination surgery. Hubby was so happy about the results Natalia continued to have the surgery every year. Despite the doctors warning her of the dangers of continued surgery Natalia was persistent. She should be out of intensive care real soon so she can get back to being a virgin!

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