A multi-tasking, entrepreneurial employee of Wal-Mart has allegedly been operating a side business in the store bathroom. Yes, he’d been soliciting Wal-Mart customers for a little hanky panky in the toilets. In an act of pure genius he had been using Craigslist as his advertising platform for which to organise dates and times, then he’d toddle off during his break to perform sex acts with them for money. On the days he wasn’t working at Wal-Mart he would use the bathrooms at Crandall Public Library. Sheez, talk about a man in demand.
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Say it ain’t so Christina Cifaldi, urinating on clothes at Walmart is kinda gross! Ms Cifaldi allegedly took $163 worth of clothes (sheez, that must have been there entire stock) and went into a fitting room and proceeded to pee on the lot. Unfortunately for Ms Cifaldi she left her friggin wallet, which contained her driver’s license, right next to the urine drenched mess. Sort of an epic fail really!
Ralph Conone (68) is no ordinary grandfather, for kicks he liked nothing better than to go to Walmart, put his car keys between his fingers and whack kids in the back of the head when their parents aren’t watching. Mr Conone said he had been doing it since January because he liked the buzz he got from getting away with it. Unfortunately his fun came to a grinding halt after one little snowflake dobbed him in to his mom. She chased him into the car park and led him back to security for a please friggin explain. When police reviewed the surveillance video they discovered he hadn’t just assaulted one boy but two other kiddies who hadn’t come forward. He is now being held with a $150,000 bond. If he manages to post the bond he has been told to stay the hell away from Walmart.
You know it maybe tolerated in WalMart but you don’t go around K-Mart in speedos and panty hose making a kerfuffle, no sirree. Seven men reaped havoc at a the Panama City Beach department store, one was running around in speedos and sneakers, while another was wearing a pretty white dress with red panty hose and lipstick. Oh and we won’t mention the man carrying around a double ended dildo either.They were all eventually rounded up and sent on their way. This isn’t friggin WalMart!
Not really news but friggin funny all the same. A man in Lilburn, Georgia walked into a Walmart , slaunted over to the sporting goods section, pick himself out a metal baseball bat, then toddled over to the electronics department where he smashed 29 flat screen TVs. Ta-da! Now if he only had fart spray his routine would have been complete!
Psst I guess they’ll be having a TV sale!