Tag Archives: Wales

Holy Carrot and Mushrooms, Batman

Step away…meat!!!

OMG, when did the world become so precious. The police in Wales have come under fire by an angry vegan after they posted a photo of a cooked breakfast on their site. Apparently the photo of piles of bacon, eggs, sausages got her goat and she tweeted ‘Speaking as a tax payer I’d prefer them to be less selective when answering questions and perhaps not post breakfast pics that offend vegetarian/vegan followers – pretty thoughtless considering the job title they have.’

The police were posting as part of their  awareness campaign to support local farmers.

The police responded by firstly blocking comments and then by posting a photo of a vegetarian meal with a long line of tomato sauce and a simple reply ‘At some point you have to draw a line under it…’

Classic.

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Beggars Can’t Be Chosers

Oh for the love of salmonella. When the Cardiff foodbank appealed for donations they were shocked to discover someone had given them a 46 year old can of Heinz kidney soup. The can was so old it still had the price in the old currency and had also been discontinued for over 35 years. The foodbank is now requesting people check dates before donating.

PSST It might still be OK?

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Could have been messy

bouncy house explodesHey kids, you do know that the barnacle covered buoy you are playing with and jumping on at the beach is actually a World War II bomb right? Awks. The young kids found the bomb on a Welsh beach and asked their mum if they could play with it. Turns out it was a live bomb. Enter the Royal Navy who kaboomed it.

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This Is What Happens When You Are Naughty Kiddies

OK, note to the good people of Aberdare in Wales. When the Welsh Parade concludes please don’t arrange for Santa to be escort away in the back of a police riot van. Evidently, the little kiddies went hysterical thinking Santa had been arrested. One tearful snowflake cried ‘Santa can’t bring me toys now,’

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Bad Apple

devil-2A Welsh teacher called police after she heard there was a plot by her students not to smile for their school photo. Hmm, and that was just one of numerous complaints the General Teaching Council for Wales received about her.

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Stupid Is As Stupid Does

monkey 2OMG, a pair of bungling burglars who cut themselves on broken glass while ransacking a gym came up with an ingenious idea . After having wrecked the place they returned a short time later with white paint to cover over their blood. Hmm, a nice shade of pink. But anywho, the fools had no idea their antics were being recorded on CCTV footage.

Psst Welsh

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Pony Express

Did you hear the one about the man from Wales who tried to catch a train to Holyhead with his  pony? He was a little hoarse. CCTV caught the hilarious situation as it  unfold,  firstly the man and pony attempted to buy a ticket, before getting into an elevator and heading to the platform. When the train arrived the man tried to board  with the pony but was stopped by a bemused conductor. After a brief argument the man and beast left . Hmm, why such a long face?

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That Cake’s A Fake

Bride upset over fake cake

You wish!

OMG, when a newly wed couple cut into their wedding cake they weren’t expecting it to be friggin polystyrene. Seems the cake company stuffed up the order and didn’t have time to bake a real one so they whacked the icing on some polystyrene and hoped no one would notice! Wrong. The couple had paid £270 in advance to confectioners Creative Cakes in Wales for their three-tier sponge cake featuring white and dark chocolate icing and flowers but were shocked to discover 4 hours before the reception it hadn’t been baked. They were told not to worry there would be a cake, hmm, just not an edible one.

Psst They were awarded £310 in compensation.

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Honey, I’m Thinking A Nice Bright Blue

Well it's definitely more cheerful!

Well it's definitely more cheerful!

Eric Lake just wanted to cheer the place up a bit, so he bought himself a big bucket of Mediterranean blue paint and began to repaint his drab gray house. That was until the Wrexham Council in Wales spotted him. They stormed back to the office and wrote him a nice little letter asking him to cease his activity immediately and return his home to its original gray! A deflated Mr Lake said “We felt the place needed a bit of color. Life is depressing enough, and with the country being in the mess it is” However, a spokesman for the council said “As part of our agreement with council house tenants, no alterations may be undertaken on a property prior to seeking permission,”. Hmm, but Mr Lake would have been wasting his time anyway if he sort permission because fluorescent blue color is on the “no friggin way” list.

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