Tag Archives: Walmart

Dangling P

When you see an opportunity take it. A Texas man posted a photo of himself standing under a dangling letter “P” of a Pharmacy sign in hope it would fall on his noggin so he could sue Walmart. Classic. He even went back the next day and took up  position….in hope it would fall. His humorous antics have now gone viral.

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Right Under Their Noses

thumbs-upIngenious. A man found the perfect disguise to steal TVs from Walmart. He dressed as an employee. Brilliant. Wearing a blue Walmart vest he went to the stock room,  loaded 4 flat-screen televisions onto a cart and simply rolled them out into the car park where an SUV was waiting. Too easy. After viewing CCTV footage management couldn’t identify the thief

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Meth Labs Of Walmart

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Meth lab, aisle 4

Oh come on people of Walmart. A store in Indiana has been decontaminated after an active meth lab was found in a backpack. Seems Walmart bathrooms have become a popular place  to crank up drug labs. Cops say it has become more common for dealers to use public places to leave the chemicals to cook, better for a store to kaboom than their own homes.

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Alligators of WalMart

An alligator left disappointed after waiting outside the sliding doors of a Florida Walmart store. Seems he was unfamiliar with how to open them. The frustrated 6 footer slunk into nearby woods after realising the staff had friggin locked him out…. how rude!

Walmart alligator

Photo copyright WESH

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Homophobe Of Walmart

Two year old boy wearing pink headband attacked in WalmartJust another reason to man up at Walmart. A cute little two year old boy was wearing his mom’s frilly pink headband when some dude, with a bushy beard and camouflage shirt, came up to him flung it off his head and then gave him a cuff across the ear. He then grumbled “You’ll thank me later, little man!” Needless to say the kid’s mother went friggin ballistic but all she got in response was ….  “Your son is a f*cking fa***t.”  Sheez, lucky he wasn’t wearing the matching dress!!!

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Nice Dismount

OK, one more time people, if you are going to use a bicycle as a getaway vehicle when stealing a TV from Walmart, make sure you pay attention or you may just slam into the back of a police car. The fool was too distracted by a policeman chasing him on foot that he didn’t see the other cop drive up ahead and stop. Wham, %#^& , splat.

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That’s One Way To Stop Crime

Don’t mess with Texas Walmart employees, they’ll run you down with their car if they suspect you of shoplifting,  just ask Dominique Mason, a high school senior. Mason was contemplating nicking a few DVDs and video games when he had a change of heart and left the store. Unbeknownst to him he was being watched by a savvy employee who didn’t notice that Mason had returned the items. As Mason walked down the street a car came up behind him and kaboom, he rolled onto the hood and thudded to the ground. Next thing he knows is he’s face to face with the “takes his job way too seriously” Walmart employee who told him he was to never to return to the store again.  And that my friends is how they do it in Texas.

Want sauce with that?

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