He’s been laying low for awhile but don’t despair, Jesus is back and this time he’s made an appearance on a Walmart receipt. Yep, seems a couple who had been shopping on the weekend discovered Jesus’s face a few days later when they saw the receipt on the floor after returning from church. Sheez, I really hope its Jesus and not some Taliban terrorist!
OK here’s the thing, if you are all going to shoplift as a family at Walmart, the least you could do is take the bub with you when you get sprung. Mamma and her two older children (11 and 13) were loading their purses, diaper bag and baby stroller with stolen goods when security spotted them. The family bolted after being confronted as they left the store, leaving everything, including the 6 month old baby, in their wake. All three were eventually arrested.
Luckily Arlene Kahn was thorough in her cooking preparations or she may have found herself inexplicably falling asleep. Ms Kahn found two 25 mg blue pills in a clump of Walmart ground beef which turned out to be sleeping pills. The Florida Walmart store say they don’t package their own meat but gave Ms Kahn a refund and voucher for her troubles.
Sheez, what is Joseph Rummo so happy about? The dude was stun gunned in a Walmart car park after threatening to kill two people but gathering from his mug shot he was rather pleased about it all.