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Jesus Does Walmart

He’s been laying low for awhile but don’t despair, Jesus is back and this time  he’s made an appearance on a Walmart receipt. Yep, seems a couple who had been shopping  on the weekend discovered Jesus’s face a few days later when they saw the receipt on the floor after returning from church. Sheez, I really hope its Jesus and not some Taliban terrorist!

 

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Sticky Situation

Hmm????

OK loons this is why you never let your ass touch the seat in a public toilet. A man got stuck on a toilet seat in Walmart after someone spread glue on it. It is not known how long the Elkton man was stuck in the bathroom but emergency workers had to remove the seat from the toilet and escort him out of the store with it still firmly attached to his butt. It was later removed at Union hospital. Oh well, at least that’s something, it would be a bitch to put pants on over that forever!!!

 

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People of Walmart

Some thanks!

Oh my, George Plane Jr (83), a Walmart greeter , has been arrested for trying to rob the store he worksed at in North Carolina. It is alleged after his shift he waltzed to his car, donned on a disguise , returned, pulled a gun on a garden center worker, fired a shot into the air and fled with cash . Gramps was caught a short time later. Hmm, there will be a lot more greetings where he’s going!

Psst Sometimes it makes me think the elderly see prison as a retirement village. Free room, food , medical, sex, Internet etc

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It Takes Some Skill

I couldn’t do this without making a complete fool of myself but a man in Georgia was arrested after he stuffed a rotisserie chicken, chicken wings, a mouth guard and two toothbrushes down the front of his pants and walked out of a Walmart. Joseph Lee Stringer managed to get all the way out of the store via the garden center before getting busted. Hmm, I hope that chicken wasn’t hot.

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It’s Everyone For Themselves

Run!!!!

OK here’s the thing, if you are all going to shoplift as a family at Walmart, the least you could do is take the bub with you when you get sprung. Mamma and her two older children (11 and 13) were loading their purses, diaper bag and baby stroller with stolen goods when security spotted them. The family bolted after being confronted as they left the store, leaving everything, including the 6 month old baby, in their wake. All three were eventually arrested.

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You Are Getting Sleepy

Luckily Arlene Kahn was thorough in her cooking preparations or she may have found herself inexplicably falling asleep. Ms Kahn found two 25 mg blue pills in a clump of Walmart ground beef which turned out to be sleeping pills. The Florida Walmart store say they don’t package their own meat but gave Ms Kahn a refund and voucher for her troubles.

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Underwear Packaging Is Pornographic

Sheez, when local pastor Frank Boren says “pornographic”,  Walmart say “how high”. Seems the pastor was horrified when he went shopping in the Cullman store for some undies and came across a packet which he believed had inappropriate pictures on it. He complained several times to Walmart  so they recalled them. OMG, I hope he doesn’t venture into the bra section.

Thanks Pastor Frank!!!!

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Attention Walmart Shoppers

A Great Value chicken nugget recall people, proceed to checkout 1. Seems bits of plastic were found in some of the packaging. Hmm, and here I was thinking that was it’s main content!

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Smile For The Camera

Sheez, what is Joseph Rummo so happy about? The dude was stun gunned in a Walmart car park after threatening to kill two people but gathering from his mug shot he was rather pleased about it all.

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Cheap Child At Walmart

Of all the dumbassed things to do, Patrick Fousek and Samantha Tomasini tried to sell their 6 month old baby for $25 outside a Walmart Store in California . Hello, even I could have told them that was way too expensive, should have put a “On Special” tag on it if they expected any takers. Seems the women they initially approached rang police, and well, you know the procedure, they raided their house, found them high on methamphetamine  and bippity boppity boo the child protective services have another child to find a home for.

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