What happens when your truck full of bread dough gets too hot? A rising yeasty mess. Motorists would be excused for having a little chuckle when dough began oozing from a truck on a Washington State highway. Sticky buns.
Tag Archives: Washington state
Can I Order the Lot?
It sounded like a good idea at the time. A group of pizza delivery guys decided to run a side business…delivering cocaine in pizza boxes. Unfortunately, the cops got a whiff and set up “Operation Extra Olives.” to catch them.
PSST Sheez, lets hope Uber doesn’t get ideas!!!!
Filed under Well I Never, Whoops!
Carpool Fail
One more time people and say it slowly…. a ball wearing a hat is not going to get you through life into the carpool lane. Sorry mister good try. Washington State police busted the dude when they pulled him up for expired tags. Doh! He also confessed to police the infant in the back was actually “a ball with a hat!”
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Whoops!
A Thought To Ponder
Stolen from Facebook …..
It all makes sense now: Gay marriage legalized on the same day as marijuana in Washington state makes perfect biblical sense.
Leviticus 20:13 says: “A man who lays with another man should be stoned.”
Psst Take that and smoke it Westboro.
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Well I Never
Daughter Uses Dad As Target Practice
Sheez, they breed them tough in Washington State. A 15 year old girl who was banned from using her cell phone responded by allegedly shooting her dad with a hunting bow. That’s what you get for taking away the phone and grounding her. Poor guy had to drive himself to the nearest neighbor with an arrow in his torso because his daughter wouldn’t let him ring for an ambulance. Hmm, Christmas may suck this year!
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!
Friggin Spit In Your Whopper!
We now know what the special sauce was in that Whopper! Sheriff’s Deputy Edward Bylsma from Washington state is suing Burger King after finding a gob of spit in his burger. The deputy claims in March this year he entered a Vancouver store and ordered a meal but got an uneasy feeling about two staff members.That’s when he lifted the top half of the bun and found a big ol’ gob of spit. Being a cop ,of course he got the two employees DNA tested as well as the saliva and viola a match! He is seeking $75,000 in damages.