Hmm, here’s something new in kinky. A Washington couple were caught making a sex tape in a house they had broken into. A neighbor stumbled across the burglars having sex on the floor while collecting mail for the homeowner. The pair fled the scene leaving behind their clothes and of course the video camera. Police have identified the two after watching the raunchy tape.
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For a brother and sister in Washington, when it comes to making macaroni and cheese it’s friggin essential to get it right. The brother was forced to call police after an argument over whether to make the meal with butter or margarine turned ugly. It is alleged the sister went ballistic and tried to cut her brother’s neck with the serrated edge of a spatula after they fought about which was better, butter or margarine.
Psst If they bought it in a friggin pre-mix all they would have to do is add water…gosh!!!
OK, here’s the thing dumbassed burglar, do not and I repeat do not, break into a store and then use their computer to log onto your MySpace account, you’ll get busted every time. The Washington teen also spent a little time surfing the porn sites and trying to sell his stolen items online in the 5 hours he spent robbing the Bella Office Furniture store. Gotta give him points for ingenuity.
You know what I hate? When you are driving along in your 1978 Buick and the friggin steering wheel pops off and you smash into a barn, I really hate that! The man was on State Route 530 in Washington when the incident happened. The steering wheel came off, his car went down an embankment, over the other side and kaboom, straight into a barn full of milking equipment. If the accident had occurred a tad later he would have killed, injured or maimed the 140 cows about to be milked.
Psst Thank god he wasn’t driving a Toyota!
It’s bad enough avoiding drunk drivers on the road but friggin exploding manholes, sheez near impossible. A Washington woman is in a serious condition after an explosion caused a manhole cover to fly off, crash through the windshield of her SUV and smack her full on in the face. Nasty. An investigation is underway to determine if it was a gas leak that caused the kaboom. Hmm, if not, then it could be a case of random flying manhole covers…everybody panic.