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Safe Sex Porn

Now that got your attention!

OK, here’s the thing Derrick Burts the porn star, if you had already contracted chlamydia, gonorrhea and herpes from your profession maybe you should have considered using a condom before you got the big one, HIV, I’m just saying! Burts, aka Cameron Reid and Derek Chambers, tested positive for AIDS in October and now wants it mandatory for men to wear condoms on porn sets. He believes he caught the virus while on a gay porn shoot in Florida as the only person he has had sex with in his personal life is his girlfriend who has tested negative. In the meantime there has been a mad rush by porn stars to be tested.

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Naked Man Hijacks School Bus

Naked man hijacks Atlanta school busEwh, children on an Atlanta school bus got more than they bargained for when a naked man (wearing a condom) hijacked it. Evidently the man in question jumped through the driver’s side window of the bus (while it was stationary at a bus stop), threw the driver out of his seat, pulled his sweat pants down to his knees and took off. Many of the students made a run for it and jumped as the naked man took over the wheel (as you would) but a few were trapped. The man eventually drove the vehicle through a fence and into a ditch. The two remaining students took off like jackrabbits when the bus came to a grinding halt,  leaving the naked man at the scene.

Psst A man who had seen the bus hit the ditch restrained naked man until police arrived. Hmm, a very unlucky good samaritan, I wouldn’t touch him!

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