Like the good loon I have been steering myself clear of writing about the upcoming nuptials of Prince Harry and the TV actress. BUT, in light of her daddy having the paparazzi follow him around Mexico to take the worst staged shots I have ever seen, I can’t help myself any longer. Are you really sure Harry?REALLY? You have a few days to make a run for it. I’m not sure you really want to add this branch to your family tree. Daddy has now bailed, brother is persona non grata, her ex-besties haven’t got a nice word, her mum is hiding in the shadows and well, it all seems like a mess. To top it all off, the relis who haven’t been invited have hopped over the Atlantic to be guest commentators on various tv networks. Move over Geordie Shore, the Markles are in town.
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A bride and groom got more than bargained for when the driver of the convertible accelerated as they left their wedding….
You know what I hate? When you go to a wedding and one of the guests sets the bride’s hair alight with a sparkler. I really hate that. All fun and games until your hair goes whoosh!!!!
A stunt owl who was hired to deliver rings at a wedding ceremony decided to make a run/fly for it but didn’t count on there being a window in his escape exit.
PSST Don’t fear animal lovers, Max the owl was fine, just a nasty headache.
A wedding was interrupted when the page boy had an urgent call of nature…
A woman’s worst nightmare… having her groom get cold feet a week before the wedding and bailing. Probably even worse is when the mother of the bride decides to go ahead with the $35,000 wedding (because there is no refund) and invites local homeless people to the banquet. OK, who am I kidding, great idea, really thoughtful but now every one around the world knows the poor bride got ditched. Anywho, she was too distraught to show so her mom hosted the event at Sacramento’s posh Citizen Hotel. Families and individuals from local shelters arrived to feast on the lavish meal.
PSST Mother and ex bride then flew off the Belize to enjoy the honeymoon. I wonder if the groom’s family had chipped in any of the costs? Come on loons, aren’t you curious?
A father who kill’s his son’s bride , her parents and 4 guests following the wedding. Awks. Seems he didn’t like his son’s choice.
Well ladies, I’m sorry to announce Charles Manson is off the market. No, he’s not dead, he’s getting married. Yes , the crazy as a cut snake mass murderer is set to walk down the cell aisle with a 26 year old woman. She has been visiting the 80 year old for the past 9 years and are now going to be saying I do. The woman is the same nutter who told Rolling Stones magazine last year that they intended to marry despite Manson denying it. Hmm, probably end in tears …or worse.
The groom is off to a fine start ….
Oh for crying out loud. A guy who panicked about his impending wedding faked his own death. OK, not so much faked it as rang his fiance, pretending to be his dad, and telling her his son had died in a car accident. Unfortunately, he hadn’t thought the plan all the way through because when his devastated fiance rang the parents to send her condolences … well you can guess the rest. Awkward.