Tag Archives: West Yorkshire

Here, Kitty, Kitty,Kitty

Tiger, a 19 year old moggy who sleeps 20 hours a day, dribbles when he sleeps and snores like a trooper is responsible for scaring the crap out of Leeds posties. Oh yeah, the postmen are so friggin scared of the kitty cat they are refusing to delivery mail to the owner Tracy Brayshaw. The posties claim the cat attacks them as they approach the cat flap and then chase them down the garden path. Now Ms Brayshaw has to collect her mail from the local sorting office. Nanny State, Nanny State, Nanny State.

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What’s Wrong with Tickle Cock Bridge?

WTF, I was conceived there!

Geez, Nanny State what’s the color red? The council in Castleford, West Yorkshire decided that the Tickle Cock Bridge should be renamed to save embarrassment for civil servants but the locals said stuff politically correctness they like their Victorian landmark just the way it is. The council in their infinite wisdom decided to erect a new plaque renaming the bridge Tittle Cott, which resulted in a massive backlash by residents. A public meeting was organized and a large majority voted to have the name reinstated. Back to being embarrassed you civic leaders.

Psst Tickle Cock Bridge has been around since the late 19th century and refers to a “monkey run” where boys and girls did their courting. Geez, they should be grateful it wasn’t built in the 21st Century or it more than likely would have been called “**** **** Bridge” (you fill in the blanks!)

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Who Are You Calling a Little F***er?

Sorry Amigo!

Sorry Amigo, bad grammar!

Oh dear someone wasn’t behaving themselves. When the parents of little Molly Cartin received their bill from a Mexican restaurant it was signed ‘Thankyyou littell fucker’ “( translated to English- Thank you little fucker). Seems a staff member wasn’t too impressed with the 2 year old’s behavior. Hmm, not bad for Cactus Joe’s opening weekend! Craig and Kimberley Cartin were horrified when they recieved their bill and saw the little note. OK, sure they complained about the slow service and the poor food (oh and sure Molly chucked a little tantrum) but this was a tad offensive. Mr Cartin said ‘Molly was a bit grumbly, a bit moany, but her behaviour certainly wasn’t  terrible – so this was just uncalled for.” The red faced owner of the newly opened restaurant in West Yorkshire sacked the waitress and has made an unreserved apology to the family.

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, How Embarrassing, Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!