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Sleep With One Eye Open Westboro

Well there is a god. Seems Westboro Baptist Church have finally caught the eye of KY Anonymous and they are not happy. The infamous hackers are planning to cyber attack the church’s website and Twitter account and released the names, addresses and contact details of all the alleged members. I love these guys.

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Westboro Heading To Joplin

Yep you guessed it, hatemonger Fred Phelps and his band of picketing Westboro Baptists are planning to “attend” a memorial service for storm victims at Joplin. I really, truly, hope not.

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Brandon 1, Fred Phelps 0

I just love a feel good story, especially at the expense of the Westboro Baptist Church. The little church of hatred had planned to protest the Mississippi funeral of Sgt. Jason Rogers who was killed in action in Afghanistan but the town folk got wind of their evil intentions and stopped them in their tracks a series of unfortunate events stopped them. Here’s how they did it luck would have it . The towns folk drove over to the hotel where the  protesters were staying  and parked their trucks behind any vehicle  somehow their trucks  all stalled behind vehicles with Kansas number plates. How uncanny was that? Westboro called the local police but unfortunately all their towing service vehicles were busy and wouldn’t be available for several hours. Oh my, very unfortunate. The protesters who did make it to the funeral were ushered away by police for questioning over a crime they believed they may have been involved in. Hmm, seems after a few hours of interrogtion the police had the wrong suspects, so they let them go. Needless to say the funeral went without a hitch. Bravo people of Brandon. And Rest in peace Sgt. Jason Rogers …Lest we forget.

Psst Of course Fred Phelps plans to sue but good luck with the cone of silence!

2 Psst For those who don’t know , the church isn’t about God but money. Fred Phelps makes a fortune suing police and individuals. It’s a scam. Read all about it here…. Scam of the century.

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There Is A God

Well, well, well, after the evil Westboro Baptist church members had finished protesting at the military funeral of Army Sgt. Jason James McCluskey in McAlester on Saturday  they returned to their minivan only to find two of it’s tires slashed.That’s a bitch. Even more amusing was watching it slowly thump on down the road with two flat tires (and a police escort) because they couldn’t find a soul in  town who would repair it. The van eventually limped to a shopping center car park where the AAA were called. It was last seen being towed to Walmart. Hmm seems “God hates Westboro” too.

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Westboro Baptist Try Their Hand At Pop

OMG, the Westboro Baptist Church has made a abomination parody on Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face”. This isn’t going to end well. I hope Lady Gaga sues their asses off for copyright infringement, they are nasty freaks. Oh and for the hell list, that’s Fred Phelps granddaughter, Megan Phelps-Roper, singing.

Psst Shouldn’t they be going to hell for singing pop music? So hypercritical to be using mediums they abhor. I’m just saying is all!

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I’ll Be There

Whoops, I forgot about Westboro for a tiny tick. Hmm, that was silly. I should have know they have boarded their bus of hate and are heading to LA. Dah, biggest funeral ever. Yes, the Westboro Baptist Church “Love Crusades” have decided Michael Jackson’s funeral is  good a place as any to spread their hate. Here is a little taste of what they have said on their website..bless

Michael Wacko Jacko Jackson is in hell! 1111 S. Figueroa St WBC will be there to remind you to stop worshiping the dead. We will be there to tell you to Thank God for the death of this filthy, adulterous, idolatrous, gender-confused, nationality-confused, unthankful brute beast. We will be there to remind you that God Killed Wacko Jacko. There is a God, and a Day of Judgment. For you to wallow and murmur against God for his righteous Judgments is sin and will cause YOU to join Michael in hell…..

Psst Geez how did they get tickets?

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Friggin Westboro Target Natasha Richardson Funeral

I certainly hope God has something nicely planned for Reverend Fred Phelps and his bunch of wackos at Westboro Baptist Church.The latest pathetic attempt at publicity is to protest and picket outside Natasha Richardson’s funeral. The reason? Well, lets see, one of the charities she supports is for AIDS research ooh and the other her involvement in theater. Seems the theater is a breeding ground for gay people. The church announced on their website “God appointed the Bunny Slope to Ensnare the Simple Sluts of Doomed America! Thank God for the Bunny Slope of Cursed Quebec, Canada!”. Who are these friggin people? Have a look at the notice they put up for their followers about Natasha Richardson on their website GOD HATES FAGS.COM . I hope the actors attending her funeral bitch slap them all the way to kingdom come.

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