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Kim Jong Un’s Wife IS Alive … For Now

kim-jong-um-but-holeCalm down everyone, Kim Jong Um hasn’t had his missus executed for not standing up fast enough. The very obedient wife Ri, who has been AWOL for the past few weeks, appeared on his arm yesterday for a parade to honour the second anniversary of his dead dad Kim Jong Il.  Kim Jong Um has been getting some global flack after executing his uncle last week. See,  he isn’t a complete bastard.

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