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Let the Conspiracies Fly

When the latest Wikileaks was unleashed yesterday a certain section of the community collectively shouted “we knew it!” The info pertained to the CIA’s ability to hack into vehicle control systems in modern vehicles, which, to a conspiracy theorist , means the spy agency has the ability to perform undetectable assassinations. Enter the mysterious death of vocal US government critic and journo Michael Hastings . Hastings died in 2013 when his Merc lost control and burst into flames . Witnesses at the scene claimed car was going so fast it was causing sparks and flames before it kaboomed into a palm tree. Friends, family and colleagues have long claimed that foul play was involved. Hastings was working on an article on the excesses of Obama and CIA surveillance and spying programmes just prior to the fatal “accident” and had even sent emails to friends and colleagues warning that he was onto a “big story” and was under investigation.
The leak also reveals that the CIA have the ability to hack into iPhones and Android phones and smart TVs. Sheez, move on nothing to see at the Loon’s abode.

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Wikiplugged

Seems Wikileaks has been unplugged for the time being. Access to the infamous website has been severed leading to speculation that the US government became tired of hearing about themselves. Rumours of Julian Assange’s death have also been greatly exaggerated.

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Quick Assange, To The Equator

So who’s a clever dick then? Wikileaker Julian Assange stepped into the Ecuadorian Embassy in London last night to seek political asylum. Um, has anyone told him Ecuador has an extradition treaty with the United States? I hear the Galapagos Islands are nice in spring. Good luck with that!

Psst Do they have internet connection?

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Bin Laden Not Buried At Sea?

Oh my, here’s something that could make the world spin off its axis. Seems Wikileaks has an email suggesting Osama Bin Laden wasn’t buried at sea after all but flown to Dover on a CIA lane before sent to the Armed Forces Institute of Pathology in Bethesda in Maryland. Hmm? Oh, wait just one cotton picking minute here, the source is “one high-ranking individual at the private, Texas-based, security mega-firm Stratfor”. What the hell would he know? Anywho he’s still dead, right?

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Assange Will Be Wiki-dited To Sweden

Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to Sweden I go. A UK judge has given the thumbs up to extradite WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange to Sweden  to face rape and sexual assault charges. Assange, who claims he is innocent, is convinced he won’t receive a fair trial believing it to be a politically motivated move to get his sorry ass to the US to face the mother of all charges.

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Wiki Keeps Leaking

Wikileaks...and you?

And you thought Julian Assange was paranoid? A Swedish newspaper is reporting that the lead police interrogator in Assange’s rape trial is personally and politically linked to one of the victims accusers. They are even friends on Facebook! Hmm, but will that stop the case? Me thinks not!

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Assange 1, US Government 0

US investigators admit they’ve got friggin nothing on Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. They’ve huffed and they’ve puffed but they haven’t find a link between him and whistle blower Bradley Manning. Back to the drawing board boys.

Psst Hmm, maybe this is just to give him a false sense of security?

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Wikileaks Inspired Sanitary Pad Ad

It was bound to happen, a tampon company in Pakistan have made a WikiLeaks inspired sanitary pad ad. It goes something like this “WikiLeaks ….Butterfly doesn’t”.

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Wiki Still Leaking

Hmm, I don’t know Assange, maybe bail isn’t such a good idea. Nice opportunity to get bumped off or conveniently “commit suicide” …. isn’t that right CIA agents? Despite the High Court in England granting Wikileaks founder, Julian Assange, a get out of jail free card (if you don’t include the £200,000 bail security) Swedish prosecutors are being bitches and are appealing the decision.Which means another two days behind bars and another two days Michael Moore gets to keep his $20,000 pledged dosh.

Psst I bet Assange wishes he kept his wiki in his pants!

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Wikiplugged

Nice knowing you!

Let this be a lesson to you all, being a whistleblower in a democratic society will only end in tears. Just ask Julian Assange! Wikileaks founder has just been arrested in England on rape charges stemming from a one night stand in Sweden a few months ago. Assange handed himself into British police but has sworn to fight extradition to Sweden . Oh and surprise , surprise, he’s been refused bail. Hmm, I’m guessing that will be the last we ever see of Assange. Question is, will they make it look like an accident or will he be donning on the orange jumpsuit for eternity?

Psst Seems the woman crying rape  has a link to the CIA. Anna Ardin worked for a feminist anti-Castro group, the Ladies in White, which was led by Carlos Alberto Montaner, who is connected to the US Central Intelligence Agency. Hmm, what are the odds?

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