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Naw Wimbledon…game, set and match.

Longest Tennis Match in History.

59/59 and not an end in sight. The Wimbledon match between John Isner (USA) and Nicolas Mahut (France) has lasted two days, with more than 10 hours having been played so far including 881 points and 193 aces. A third day has been set aside to hopefully end the deadlock. The irony is that neither one will probably get very far in the tournament but as John McEnroe said “they’re always going to be in the history books.”

Andy Murray You Better Win Friggin Wimbledon

OMG, Hitler has just found out about Andy Murray losing the Australian open…..a little late mind you, but still friggin pissed….