OK, here’s the thing window cleaner, committing suicide by stabbing yourself in the groin with a jumbo souvenir pencil isn’t the best way to go. Jeffrey Burton’s family are still in shock after his bizarre and unexpected death. During the inquest the coroner Alan Craze was also confused about the horrific circumstances saying “It doesn’t stack up. Something very strange has gone on.It seems to me that it can’t have been a single stab wound. He seems to have worked on it. The pencil was blunt.” Ewh ouch! Police found the body in a blood splattered room with music playing after concerned neighbors rang police. The pencil had belonged to his late mother.