Tag Archives: Winnipeg

Sounded Like A Good Idea At The Time

two teens burn down police station to join mate in jailHow do two teens from Manitoba get to visit their mate in a Winnipeg jail for free? Hmm, well setting light to the  Royal Canadian Mounted Police station pretty much guarantees it. The two teens aged 13 and 14 wanted to be flown to Winnipeg to see their buddy who was being held on arson charges. The judge only granted one of the punks their wish,  the youngest didn’t have any priors so was given bail. Hmm, maybe his parents will drive them.

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Mousetrap

Last one into to the upstairs bath is a dirty rat.

You spend one million dollars on your dream home in Winnipeg without bothering to have it inspected first, of course you are going to discover all the walls are infested with mice. And by mice I mean, so bad “All you see is just feces and urine”. Experts believe the mice have been sharing the abode for about five years. The woman , who has had to have all the drywall ripped out and every millimetre disinfected, is considering suing the previous owners. Hello,  she should be just grateful it wasn’t snakes!!!!

Psst Who buys a million dollar house in Winnipeg?

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At Least They Get The Awkward Bit Out Of The Way

Good grief, are you loons aware that there is now a dating website for people who have herpes. No seriously, I couldn’t and wouldn’t  make this up. It’s in Winnipeg (not that there is anything wrong with that!) and they specialize in matching people with genital herpes. Ewh and get this, some people want to be matched up, despite not having the STD. One of their clients who is so please about the service said “We’re not lepers, its not AIDs,… it’s just a rash. It’s no more different than having a cold sore on your face.” Well alrighty then!

Psst If it wasn’t such a horrible sounding name for a disease . Hmm, but then again its probably better than saying, cold sore of the nether region!

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Wax On Wax Off

One way to get even with your drunken boyfriend is to shave his pubic hair off. Yeah, as long as you don’t hang around long enough for him to sober up. A Winnipeg man went absolutely ballistic when he awoke from his drunken stupor to discover he had no pubs (it’ll be cold in winter). He was later arrested when his girlfriend rang police saying her boyfriend was going ape shit. That’ll be 6 months house arrest. Well at least his pubs should have grown back by then. Hmm, here’s hoping there isn’t any ingrowns !

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