How do two teens from Manitoba get to visit their mate in a Winnipeg jail for free? Hmm, well setting light to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police station pretty much guarantees it. The two teens aged 13 and 14 wanted to be flown to Winnipeg to see their buddy who was being held on arson charges. The judge only granted one of the punks their wish, the youngest didn’t have any priors so was given bail. Hmm, maybe his parents will drive them.
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You spend one million dollars on your dream home in Winnipeg without bothering to have it inspected first, of course you are going to discover all the walls are infested with mice. And by mice I mean, so bad “All you see is just feces and urine”. Experts believe the mice have been sharing the abode for about five years. The woman , who has had to have all the drywall ripped out and every millimetre disinfected, is considering suing the previous owners. Hello, she should be just grateful it wasn’t snakes!!!!
Psst Who buys a million dollar house in Winnipeg?
One way to get even with your drunken boyfriend is to shave his pubic hair off. Yeah, as long as you don’t hang around long enough for him to sober up. A Winnipeg man went absolutely ballistic when he awoke from his drunken stupor to discover he had no pubs (it’ll be cold in winter). He was later arrested when his girlfriend rang police saying her boyfriend was going ape shit. That’ll be 6 months house arrest. Well at least his pubs should have grown back by then. Hmm, here’s hoping there isn’t any ingrowns !