Tag Archives: World War I

Kind Of Like Finger Painting!

I can't do this under pressure

Ewh, ewh, ewh, I would step away from any top-secret World War I documents you may come across if I were you. Seems during that time the MI6 were experimenting with semen as an invisible ink. Oh come on, I wouldn’t make this up, it’s all there in Walte Kirke’s diary. He was deputy head of military intelligence at GHQ France. He mentions that in 1915, Mansfield Cumming (no pun intended), the first chief of the Secret Intelligence Service, was investigating the use of man juice as the ideal invisible ink.   Seems it all went downhill when the agent who discovered that semen would not react to iodine vapor became the butt of jokes. Oh and it also didn’t help that the “ink” friggin stank.

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Girl Guide Spooks

I forgot what I had to say!

What’s worse than a Girl Guide  in your pocket? A Brownie in your pants. Hmm, a top secret British document has just been released which has confirmed 90 teenage Girl Guides were friggin spooks working for MI5 during World War I.Shocked? All the girls aged between 14-16 worked between 1914 and 1918 with their main role being to pass on messages (some even verbally) on behalf of the secret security services. originally MI5 focused on Boyscouts but soon switched to Girl Guides because they were less boisterous and talkative (and their damn biscuits were tasty!).

Psst Please god don’t let Kate Winslet find out or it’ll be another friggin Oscar.

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