OK, here’s the thing dumbassed drug dealers, be sure to get the phone number right when making a deal or you might accidentally text a drug task force agent. Imagine the surprise when a member of the Duchess County Drug Task Force received a text wanting to know if he was interested in purchasing heroin! Too easy. Welcome to the losers lounge Crystal Mazzella, Quamian Hardy and Leo Thompson.
Wanna hear a story that will bring a tear to your eye? Well, you are going to anyways. Picture this, Lucy Crutchfield rings her daughter and leaves a message telling her she will send her money for groceries even if it means she will miss her mortgage payment. Damn it, her grandchildren need to eat something for Thanksgiving. The only problem was Lucy rang the wrong number. Lucy had left a message on Virginia Saenz’s phone, a real estate agent from San Diego and a complete stranger. After listening to the distraught message, Virginia rings Lucy back and tells her to make her mortgage repayments she will buy the groceries for her daughter. She then rings Lucy’s daughter and asks what she would like , her reply was simple “eggs and milk’. Determined to honor her promise Virginia and her son went shopping and bought food for a Thanksgiving dinner and enough groceries to get them through to the next month. Had Lucy not accidentally rung the wrong number she would have lost her house as it was already in foreclosure.
Psst Put the phone down loons, only in case of emergencies! Cat God Frank down, put it down! Sheez!