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Marriage Proposal Fail

Attention all British soldiers serving in Afghanistan with a pregnant girlfriend named Samantha. If you happened to have left a marriage proposal message on her answering machine I have some bad news. It wasn’t her phone. Wrong number mister. Diane Potts from northern England received the heart felt message in which the soldier said “Don’t ever forget I love you, I love you so much, I love you with all my heart and I was going to ask you, don’t answer, obviously you can’t answer, but will you marry me?”. The soldier also talks of losing one of his mates to a roadside bomb before hanging up. Mrs Potts is anxious to pass on the 90 second message, so if you are out there, can you please ring the wrong number again!

Psst This could be a hoax

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What’s The Odds?

OK, here’s the thing dumbassed drug dealers, be sure to get  the phone number right  when making a deal or you might accidentally text a drug task force agent. Imagine the surprise when a member of the Duchess County Drug Task Force received a text wanting to know if he was interested in purchasing heroin!  Too easy. Welcome to the  losers lounge  Crystal Mazzella, Quamian Hardy and Leo Thompson.


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Wrong Number Blessing

Wanna hear a story that will bring a tear to your eye? Well, you are going to anyways. Picture this, Lucy Crutchfield rings her daughter and leaves a message  telling her she will send her money for groceries even if it means she will miss her mortgage payment. Damn it, her grandchildren need to eat something for Thanksgiving. The only problem was Lucy rang the wrong number. Lucy had left a message on Virginia Saenz’s phone, a real estate agent from San Diego and a complete stranger. After listening to the distraught message, Virginia rings Lucy back and tells her to make her mortgage repayments she will buy the groceries for her daughter. She then rings Lucy’s daughter and asks what she would like , her reply was simple “eggs and milk’. Determined to honor her promise Virginia and her son went shopping and bought food for a Thanksgiving dinner and enough groceries to get them through to the next month. Had Lucy not accidentally rung the wrong number she would have lost her house as it was already in foreclosure.

Psst Put the phone down loons, only in case of emergencies! Cat God Frank down, put it down! Sheez!


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