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Rage Yoga

Downward $^%%* dog NOW!!!!

Downward $^%%* dog NOW!!!!

Yes, yes, yes….finally. A Canadian genius guru woman has come up with a unique idea…rage yoga. Yep, you can let it all out during the yoga session, screaming, yelling swearing, and then down a pint or two afterwards. See ya serious connoisseurs of the ancient art and hello Y Gen raging helicopter moms .

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Naked Yoga

Yes officer can I help you?

Yes officer can I help you?

OK Loons, there is nothing wrong with doing yoga in a park unless of course you like to do it naked at 10.40 on a Sunday morning. When police arrived at Cortez Park in West Covina they found a completely naked 19 year old in a yoga pose. I’m hoping it wasn’t the Upward Facing Two-Foot Staff Pose…. just saying.

Psst Wouldn’t the grass make her itchy?

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Baby Yoga with Lena Fokina

OMG, a video which was taken off Youtube because of its ‘shocking and disgusting’ content has resurfaced and gone pretty much viral. The video entitled ‘Baby Yoga with Lena Fokina’ shows a woman friggin swinging a little biddy baby by it’s arms and legs. It was originally thought the video was a fake but now people aren’t so sure.

WARNING  : This video is graphic , so if you don’t want to see a baby being flung around by it’s arms and legs don’t click.

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Less Time For Doing The Downward Dog

Indian jails are offering murderers, rapists and thieves a way to reduce their jail sentences. Just take up yoga. Yes, for every 1-3 month program completed they will get 15 days off their sentence.Yoga instructor Swami Ramdev says “Allowing prisoners to practice yoga is one way to help them deal with their emotions.” Hmm yes, but how about their anti-social behavior? Downward dog my ass!

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Homosexuality Can Be Cured By Yoga

It may not have worked but the sex is way better!

It may not have worked but the sex is way better!

Grab your clutch bags and your yoga mats boys the Swami is about to appeal. Sweetie, honey, darl… no, I doubt gayness can be cured by yoga. Swami Baba Ramdev wants to put a halt to the high courts decision to legalize homosexuality because it is a “disease” which can be cured by “yoga, pranayama (breathing exercises) and other meditation techniques,” Honey, who do you think came up with the downward facing dog? And everyone knows that Yoga classes are the biggest pick up joint…ah never mind!
Well anywho, he is taking his argument to Delhi High Court after they reversed a colonial-era ban on homosexuality in India. Hmm, but the Swami may have to wait in line because astrologer Suresh Kumar Kaushal, is also bitching about the decision. He is using the argument that if gay sex is legalized “tomorrow people might seek permission for having sex with animals”.

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