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A Roman Gladiator Cemetery Unearthed In England

Archeologists in England believe they have discovered a friggin Roman gladiator cemetery. The cemetery was discovered in 2003 under the city of York and is believed to be over 1,800 years old. After seven years of investigations scientists are pretty certain the 80 or so skeletons belong to gladiators, mainly because of the injuries sustained and the fact they were all males (good deduction Sherlock). One male had  bite marks consistent with a big carnivore, like a lion or a tiger. Several had one arm bigger than the other, hinting that they were trained to be fighters from an early age and there were also a few decapitations and blunt traumas to the head, suggesting they  had all been involved in arena fighting (or had been married to some very angry women!). Bones of animals including, horses, chickens and pigs were also found near the bodies, suggesting they had some very impressive funeral feasts.

Psst Geez, if they were anything like British football matches it would have been a friggin bloodbath.


Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Research, Well I Never

And They Wonder Why We Don’t Like Them!

Imagine you parked your car in York, England, along the River Ouse when suddenly it bursts it’s  banks  due to torrential rain. Horrible filthy water engulfs your car, seeping in through your doors and windows and ruining the interior but there isn’t a damn thing you can do do about it until the water subsides. So imagine your horror when come Monday morning you return to your car to assess the damage and a parking inspector has slapped a ticket on your window! Hmm, that’s a double yellow line violation right there. Friggin parking Nazis. Despite a council spokesperson saying the inspector was obviously unaware the cars had been flooded we know better, don’t we?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Councils, Friggin Wrong, I'm Just Saying !, Thanks For Nothing, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never