One of the many hazards of having sex in the bush in Zimbabwe is the possibility of being mauled by a rogue lion. The woman, known as Mai Desire, was with her boyfriend doing a little hanky panky when the beast pounced. Unfortunately Desire was mauled to death while her boyfriend fled, naked and with a condom still on. Needless to say motorists were reluctant to stop for him. Another unidentified man was found mauled to death while rangers were out looking for the lion.
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Guess how much money Zimbabwe has left in the bank? Ok, you want a hint … Hmm, let see … How’s about $217 . Egads, that ain’t gonna go far.
Zimbabwe dictator has banned the Nandos commercial…
Oh for crying out loud, three women in Zimbabwe have been charged with raping 17 men after police found 33 condoms full of semen in their car. OK, I shall pause here while you try and picture it in your head. Done? Good! The women have been targeting male hitchhikers and either drugging them or persuading them with a gun. Evidently the sperm is used for ritual purposes. Uh huh. Something to do with scaring away bad luck. Police are hoping more victims will come forward.
People in Africa are freaking after a goat/ human thingy was born in Lower Gweru, Zimbabwe. The creature is believed to have had a huge human head and face but goat legs and a tail. The human goat died a few hours after birth. Villagers say it was so friggin scary not even the dogs would go near it. Oh dear, the Governor and Resident Minister Jason Machaya is convinced the beast is the end result of a love affair between a man and a goat “”The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control.” Hmm, on the other hand a vet believes the creature may have been a child suffering from hydrocephalus aka water on the brain(that would be sad). Whatever it was the villagers were so spooked they burned the corpse fearing it was a really bad omen.
Psst I think it is just a badly disfigured kid!