Sorry officer, I had to steal the newspaper delivery truck because I was being chased by zombies ..honest to god. Yeah, well, was the Zombie called Jack Daniels, Jim Beam or Johnny Walker by any chance? Hmm, you obviously see dead people when your blood alcohol level is 0.198. Movie on, nothing to see here except some random drunk dude from Minnesota.
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For the love of God can someone let granny rest in peace!!!
A man who was waiting to order food at the University of Iowa campus in Iowa City, is licking his wounds after being punched in the face twice after being mistaken for a Zombie. Student? Zombie? Easy mistake. Evidently his behavior, while ordering, led another man to believe he was a Zombie. So you see, of course the man had no choice but to hit him in the eye and then punched him on the nose. Geez, it’s better to be safe than sorry! Come on people if he was right, we would be thanking him right now. Friggin hero!
Psst What the hell do Zombies study?