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Zsa Zsa’s Bucket List?

When I originally read this story on TMZ, I thought it was pretty much a joke but it seems Prince Frederic von Anhalt is serious about having a baby via a surrogate. The Prince, who is Zsa Zsa Gabor’s hubby, said “It was always my wife’s dream for us to have a child … and even though we won’t be using any of her eggs, she would be thrilled to know I’m going through with this.” OK, stop right there, Zsa Zsa is 94 and knocking on death’s door whilst Von Anhalt is 67 and living in lala land. Evidently he toddled off to a fertility clinc yesterday and made a deposit. Er yucky. I’m sure Zsa Zsa will be wrapped having to change diapers (I’m talking the baby’s diapers…gosh!!!!).

Psst Remember when Von Anhalt claimed he was the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby? Attention whore much? Oh and by the way he bought the title “Prince” . No blue blood there!

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Wikipedia Announces Zsa Zsa Gabor’s Death

Um,  Wikipedia must know something we don’t because they have already announced Zsa Zsa Gabor’s death!

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Update : The news of her death were greatly exaggerated, Wiki have now removed it. Zsa Zsa still lives . Move on nothing to see here.

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Latest Zsa Zsa Update

Half her leg is being amputated…. blood clot.

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Are You Winking At Me?

Oh shit!

You know Prince Frederic Von Anhalt or as TMZ like to refer to him as Prince Von A-hole? Sure you do, Zsa Zsa Gabor’s toyboy hubby and the man who claimed he was the father of Anna Nicole’s child. Well anywho, he was rushed to  hospital after gluing his eyelid shut. Seems he grabbed Zsa Zsa’s nail glue instead of his eye drops and viola …eyes wide shut.

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Rumor Mill Round Up

Bring me some water. Lindsay can’t seem to get no bottled aqua and she ain’t drinking from no nasty jail sink. Anywho, her little jail stint could make her millions if she doesn’t self harm first. Miranda kerr and Orlando Bloom tied the knot (woohoo lets give them a Mexican “who cares” wave). Beyonce, is responsible for Booty Pop undies which make your ass a whole lot bigger (thanks biatch). Twinnings are making a Lady Gaga flavored tea (now she can feed her pet teapot and saucer!). Jersey Shore cast went on strike and the world rejoiced. Zsa Zsa Gabor is in a critical condition after realising who she was married to falling and breaking a hip. Oh and lets not forget the latest Mad Max round up, he’s still douchebag and she is still a nobody.

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